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How do hurricanes seeWith one eye Weather from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

What did the hail storm say to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What did the lightning bolt say to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

What did the hurricane say to the from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Why do raindrops like lightning at nightSo from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going

Why did the weather want privacyIt was from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

What type of sense of humor does from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

Where do lightning bolts go on datesTo from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9

What is the most popular sport played from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

What is the most popular game played from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?" "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absol utely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"

Rumor has it that the new Miami from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

A tornado walks into a bar and from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

Why dont tornadoes watch Bill OReilly on from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

Why does frost not like to lay from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

How did the rainbow know is was from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

What did the primary rainbow say to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

What do hurricanes most like to eat from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

What is the opposite of a cold from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back